TODAY I ANNOUNCED “CHESS VILLAINS”

This morning I was adding some pages to my new magazine, “The Thinkers’ Chess Box” and all of a sudden an INNOVATIVE idea popped into my bean. I thought you might be interested in using this testing ground.

For those who might remember our SQUARES magazine (around 2005) it’s kind of a version of that. It was popular for a start up chess publication over 500 subscribers!

One of the articles I wrote in “The BOX” this time was about Chess Villains. People in chess who were just a total pain-in-the-ass. In spades, super qualified.

Originally I was thinking of using Real Characters we have read about and “known” and “loathed.”

But, here’s the good part, in an effort to expand subscriptions I’ve decided to use the topic of the day–FAKE NEWS. Authors get to make up their characters and their vilifying attributes. Get wild, preposterous, and proliferating.

The thing about “making up a character” is that you might discover you have a talent for writing be it exaggeration, fantasy, or, real talent for writing!

Some, I have discovered, don’t have much faith in themselves and so lead lives of quiet desperation! (I wonder who said that first?)

For you I have excerpted the following from the magazine:

A NEW TWIST TO VILLAINS

Yesterday I was reading up on some old references people had given me while I was out looking for a job that paid better than being an editor and a publisher, and I found a couple good ones.

To highlight I had kind of forgotten about Bob Long’s past but others hadn’t.

One called the work we did as “innovative!” That was refreshing, when did you read that in any of the chess journals? Perhaps Frank Brady’s CHESS WORLD many years ago.

At that time I didn’t think being innovative was that hard, it just took nerve and a “feeling” that there had to be better ways of doing things. By that I mean better ways of running events, publishing things, ratings, advertising, and so on.

I was constantly amazed at how many wanted to run for national (and in some cases, local) office. After they left office you couldn’t even tell they had been there.

So, in one of my “innovative” and “weaker” moments I decided to make a change to the chess villains appeoach.

In general (the litigious are exceptions) people are afraid of sticking their neck out during a controversy and choosing a side. Thus, let’s make the chess villains “fake news.” That is, made up villains with names like “Shifty,” “Snark,” or “Sneaky.”

Disreputable, unworthies, lowlifes. Everyone, no matter how charitable probably knows at least one they could use as a template! It could be a director, a player, or the Club Clod.

It would give you a chance to spread your theatrical wings, your writing craft, and add some amusement to a subject (chess) where we are constantly misunderstood to be duffers, old guys who take forever to move, or people who never take a bath (unfortunately I was around an Expert who smelled like he had fallen into an unflushed toilet! No wonder my fiancee went to the mall!)

If you like to exaggerate, lose your mind, or your grip, give it a shot. It’s to be all made up so you don’t need to worry about offending anyone.

Pick a target and aim your arrows. If it’s good, we can probably use it!”

The magazine will be 24 pages and sell for $100 for 4 issues. However, if you get payment to me (info@chessbutler.com) before Sept. 16, 2018 you can get it on SALE with a $25 discount, or, in effect, $18.75 per issue! We know that most chess players are cheap but here is a chance to show that YOU are different and have a funny bone. $75 for 96 pages with a chance to resubscribe at the end of the 4 issues for the same rate.

If you think that $75 is too much for any kind of a chess publication you don’t need to write and tell me about it, I have been dealing with people who think like that for more than 40 years!

We take Visa, MC, and Discover. Also PayPal (info@chessbutler.com), checks, and if you drop by (1524 LeClaire St., Davenport, IA 52803) even CASH. No Green Stamps however.

The first two issues will be done to make sure we have a second issue while we are working on the third. Kind of a novel idea isn’t it? Have we published chess magazines before? Somewhere around 13-14 of them! Still have back issues of SQUARES for $10 each, printed.

What else? I guess that’s enough for now. Drop Bob Long a line at: info@chessbutler.com

PHONE: 563-271-6657. Let’s keep the conversation short.

Advertisements

WE’RE BACK!

Sorry for being gone so long. I took a bit of a nap before getting ready for the grocery store (grocery shopping wears me out!)

I have been watching most of the US Chess Championship in St. Louis, online, for days. To me it is exciting. I am impressed by two of the combatants, Caruana and Shankland.

They both have 4 wins but Caruana (he just won his 5th) lost one game and Sam has lost none. The fighting is some of the fiercest I have ever seen. Caruana sheds pawns and wins Exchanges. 4 of the players haven’t even won one game! Awonder Liang is in the wrong tournament and Onischuk is at the bottom of the table.

Nakamura is supposedly rested but has yet to win a game though he gave Caruana quite a scare. That changed, Nakamura just won his game. Shankland looks to be winning his game.

If you want to see for yourself go to https://en.chessbase.com/post/us-championship-2018-live

The ChessBase website is an unholy mess. Maybe there is a non-chessplayer who is keeping track of things but the table refers to this as a US Ch Open. Really? This 12 man even is an Open? The evaluations of who is doing what are not always correct!!! The number of moves played are often way off base. Isn’t technology wonderful? I think there may be more mishaps but I am dizzy from trying to keep track of what is happening.

I didn’t even find out how to watch the commentating (live) until yesterday and today can’t find it again. Programmers often have a major problem in not using WORDS. I used to be a programmer so I know what that’s like. The programmer knows what these little snippets mean but no one else does! Use some arrows, or words, or sound to tell the viewer where to find such and such, but nope, that would require thinking as to WHERE do I insert this stuff?

It’s not just chess. Today I bought an upgrade to a piece of software I already have. I tried it out and couldn’t detect, or even read the “notes” about how to MAKE things take effect. I have noticed this before with this redistribution company. If I write them a letter they always answer, how to fix the problem, and then “the baby is well” again! In marketing we are always admonished to “test” our results, but apparently when it comes to software, it’s just the opposite, “Don’t test anything!” There is a tendency (even by me!) to load it and run it.

So, find out what the boys are doing in St. Louis. And by the way, there are a number of features on this website in St. Louis which could be added but aren’t as of yet. This always makes competitors drool with anticipation.

AND SPEAKING OF ANTICIPATION

In a couple days I will be sending out a real letter, with stamps and everything and offering you deals on stuff you won’t believe. The major problem is that I am a one-man show. I can’t split myself up.

A friend called this afternoon and invited me to come and play Trivia tonight and I accepted. I used to be good at this, but not so much any more. But it is fun for most of us and so I will be taking Saturday evening off for a change. Be aware, May is just around the corner. If you have any of my recent emails offering different things, try to take advantage of them WITHOUT a Saturday night deadline as I won’t be here! Get the deals while they are hot and limited to supply on hand. For more info, see Chess Gazette #234. If you don’t have that issue, ask me to send you one. It’s FREE!

Thanks brothers (and sisters, we now have 3 ladies receiving the Chess Gazette).

Bob

info@chessbutler.com

They Are Just Like Us, Sorta!

This morning I have been watching Chess24 through ChessBase. The commentators Jan Gustafsson and Peter Leko are worrying the position between Meier and Carlsen. It’s down to seconds plus the bonus times after each move.

Carlsen looks totally relaxed though he’s been on the precipice of losing. Earlier they had been joined by Rustam Kasimzhdanov and the topics were jet lag, jogging in the morning with Fabiano in Miami and a myriad of other things. These guys are funny, cerebral and amazing. Colleagues.
Leko is extremely interesting to listen to. Gustafsson asks interesting questions. This game will probably make Daniel King’s recap of the ending position enough to make our heads spin. You might think that Meier, at some point had a win, but Carlsen hung in there like a Churchillian bulldog! Magnus even admitted to a “bluff” moment which goes hand in hand with a book I will soon be promoting, by Tukmakov: Bluff & Risk in Chess. A terrific book. If you didn’t get a copy when it came out (Many did) I would advise you to get it because of its ability to build amazing confidences.

What a game! The German entries, Bluebaum and Meier were not patzers no matter their final score. They were fighters foremost!

One has to admire Leko’s thinking capacity and his ability to remember the most interesting and “minute” details. If I had watched or listened to topics like this, years ago, who knows, I might not be typing this right now.Mastership here I come.

Admissions of frailties, mistakes, and such make chess so human.

Magnus even talks about “suicidal” moves, but, he doesn’t play them!

This game is a prime example of why there should be books on tournaments and matches. Books can hold your attention and allow one to go back and recheck our thinking. They can (if done right) show possibilities you hadn’t thought of, or, had thought of, but which wouldn’t work. Lev Alburt’s book on the Carlsen-Karjakin 2016 is a perfect example of this, which includes the very important notes by Vlad Kramnik.

The world champions and candidate challengers are impressive to the nth degree. I am already looking forward to any notes Leko may write, even with the use of the computer.

There are lots of draws, but I have not seen such fighting chess made so palpable as in the last two events I have seen Caruana play in. Everything matters. Carlsen doesn’t give up, he talks about “still having chances” even though half the tournament is over. I love this kind of thinking yet it allows for an escape clause if one needs one.

So, keep thinking about those two books I have highlighted. Both are in stock. I have 4 of the Bluff & Risk books and 6-7 of the 2016 match book. Don’t wait to impress your peers.

DON’T MISS ARTICLE BY JOHN NUNN!

ON THE CHESSBASE WEBSITE TODAY is an article penned by GM John Nunn who writes about what it was like growing up and playing in youth tournaments in England.

As a bookseller and story teller I found it to be fascinating as Nunn was always good for sales. Then it was necessary for me to spin any magic I had to sell Nunn packages of books and to know their contents.

Oddly enough books aren’t the only thing we sell in the chess line. Today I will be rummaging through boxes upstairs for acceptable chess sets (wooden of course) to fly out of here. Yes, people are still interested in chess sets and not just playing chess on their phones (my Lord how dull).

When I was younger I admit to being surprised at those who made moves, wherever, and then took them back as soon as they discovered the move was a loser. Then I remembered also what Purdy said about that, convicting these characters, in so many words, of being losers of poor character. It just showed “no self discipline” to Purdy’s way of thinking, and he was right.

HOW I SAVED YOU!

One of my printers charges me a “tax” on books I have saved, digitally, every year for storage purposes. It’s a “feature” for which they can make a significant amount of money over time. Recently they sent me a list of 4 Thinkers’ Press titles I had asked about. I wanted to finally cancel three of them, and keep one. I didn’t want to toss out ANY of the C.J.S. Purdy books but I was willing to let 3 of the “Chess Gangs” books go. 12 titles at $12 for each title, for many years really adds up and I am trying to reduce my economic footprint on things that will last longer than I will. I probably should have sold the “rights” to someone but I wasn’t in the mood to fool with negotiations at that time. I still have MY InDesign files, just not the files that were prepared for the printer.

Of the four titles Nicole presented to me, I kept the Purdy one, “Look Inside at What’s Wrong with Your Chess.” It’s another home run for Purdy and Part III of his series that we did some years ago. So, I’ve been thinking: “How many would like 700 pages of Purdy’s works (the set of 3 books) before I quit looking at them? Originally they were $45 for each of the three books and then I began selling them for $99 for the set of 3.

I have a rolling file cabinet with those “Look Inside” books and am wondering if anyone out there has a use for these. I intend to continue working on PURDY’S SECRETS OF THE CHESSBOARD this year as I just heard from Robert Jamieson the other day. Happy Days ostensibly.

Hence, if you are interested in a set of the Look Inside books (which were originally part of the Fine Art of Annotation series, contact me at info@chessbutler.com

Last night, late at night, I issued a discounted list and sent it to potential customers, concerning new books from the WISH LIST PROJECT. You might want to look it over if you got the list. You might guess, as I did, that the first books to go would be the ones I ran out of because I didn’t stock certain titles, deeply. And, the really good books, are still sitting here! Bookselling is an “art” which would drive a psychiatrist nuts.

At any rate, if you need to know something, drop us a line (that would be me, Bob Long, and a mouse I can’t seem to catch!) info@chessbutler.com

 

FIVE LEFT!

This includes MINE!

Did you know that Carlsen and Caruana are meeting a whole bunch of times between now (Grenke) and this summer/fall? And, they played each other in the first round at Grenke, and drew but it was no short game. Almost 60 moves!

A GOOD DAY FOR A SHIPPING DEAL!

Today I sent out several issues of American Chess Magazine #6. Included in each Priority Mail envelope, besides the magazine, was a book the customer paid for, but for which we didn’t charge shipping!

The reason being that whatever you can reasonably put inside of a priority mail envelope, the amount to ship is the same as if there was only one book or magazine.

Hence the customer not only gets ACM wicked fast, but also the book!

And by the way, two new books which just showed up were Bc4 Against the Open Games by Alexei Delchev and Play 1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6! by Alexander Kornev. This system seems to be popular lately. I think I have even heard Simon Williams talk about it.

The Thinkers’ Chess Box

Finalizing the name for my new “paid for” chess publication. Already there are many pages with topic headlines (and about 12 I accidentally deleted). The price has still yet to be determined. All I know is that there are a lot of useful and self help articles to make your games go better, possibly smoother, and a chance to rip up your opposition for one MAIN reason. The publication attempts to change your MINDSET about how you think about chess (actually, more than just chess, almost anything in fact), similar to what GM Jonathan Rowson did in his study of Black and White.

When I get the first issue ready I will create a brochure to send out. Hopefully you will get a better feel for the stokes, the solutions, and the mindset. Lots of new things without the pscho-babble which is prevalent in too many articles running rampant these days.

 

“Please send me one if you are not all sold out.”

That was a message to me last night from Rusty Miller, in Washington, a customer for many years.

Russ writes to me about chess stuff and he puts his limited funds where his mouth is, and sends an order now and again. We have a relationship which goes way back! I mean, way back. Same with Jean-Pierre Rheaume in Canada!

This time he is talking about the 6th issue of American Chess Magazine. We only ordered 8 this last time so we, for sure, have an issue for Russ, and most likely you too ($29.95 and sent by Priority Mail!)

When we sold the first issue of ACM we ordered 15 copies and I didn’t even get one for myself! When issue 2 came out I struggled to sell 10 because of heavy promotion to get a subscription from ACM and the lie the USCF told that it was the exclusive distributor (which they were not!)

I couldn’t send the magazine out at the Media Mail Rate because ACM didn’t have a license to send at that rate through the US Postal System (New in Chess magazine has such a license).

So we got off to a rocky start even though the next issue had a fairly big ad from us (and it is in #6 too, see pg. 149). People bailed faster than survivors in a sinking rowboat! Somehow, over the years, I had become accustomed to that what with Amazon and others, and while it isn’t something I enjoyed getting accustomed to, we still have fans and regulars who want a Grade-A relationship with the Chess Butler and Thinkers’ Press.

These people know I will do whatever it takes to make chess people happy including ordering 10 copies of the new Alekhine book, Chess Duels (arriving here in 3 weeks or so from the Czech Republic). (Want to pre-order one? Write us at: info@chessbutler.com

In this 152 page issue of ACM #6 it is loaded with book reviews, a study of Fabiano’s success in London and his “failure” at Wijk aan Zee + more. This man works hard to succeed and now you see the RESULTS–he will be playing a match with Carlsen in November, possibly in St. Louis instead of London!!!

Some thought Fabi might have been “hiding” his preparation at Wijk for his shot in the Candidates. Myself, I don’t think so. Fabi is strong and we found out how strong at his finish in Berlin.

Of course there are many more features such as Ivanchuk, and Benjamin as well as an interview with Carol Meyer as the new USCF exec. dir. Let’s hope this woman does better than the guys who have had this job in the past and who were constantly beset with a Policy Board who was out of touch with chess and chess players.

If it is chess games and analysis you enjoy, then this issue is loaded with that plus more on Caruana. What a coincidence! Issue #6 arrived just as the merits and games (as well as photos) of Caruana are displayed.

Get a FREE copy of our latest Chess Gazette! Just ask!

CARUANA IS ON THE COVER of ACM #6 AND HERE!

My package of the latest issue of American Chess Magazine (#6). To be delivered by the German transport company, DHL is NOW here. Caruana IS on the cover. By priority Mail it is $29.95.

Caruana exhibited great confidence in himself by believing, virtually all the way, that he would win his last round game! Wouldn’t it be nice if all of us could do that?

Yet, he’s a down-to-earth guy and will admit his failings or uncertainties. I’ve watched his interviews and he is humble, not a know-it-all guy. Humility allows grace to come in and grace is a Bonus for our lives.

If you should order issue #6 today, there is a good chance I can get this #6 to the post office and you will probably have it (via Priority Mail) by this Saturday!! $29.95 including shipping. Several have already been accounted for.

152 pages of lip-smacking chess. Tailor-made for the chessist in your heart.

HOW DO I GET THE WORD OUT?

Last night I continued to work on “Thinkers’ Chess Box (TCB)” to find out how long an average issue will take me to put together.

I did make the mistake (I think) of deleting 15 or so pages! How does one do that? Well, for one thing, it was just the headlines, the copy had yet to be written. The headlines were in place so I would know (recall) what to write below them. I could also shuffle the topics around for future issues too. Actually, it is exciting. But, how do I get the word out?

Maybe to chess clubs and schools or colleges. In the old days Chess Life and Chess Review would offer publicity but those days are no more. Then it was anything to help chess grow. Over the 40+ years we have been in business I signed up many to join the USCF. How much did they appreciate that? Who besides The Shadow knows?

If you know anyone who would like a sample brochure (FREE) sent to them, get me their email address. Thank you. A couple minutes of your time and somebody can have some chess fun for the rest of their life!

I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO THAT I COULDN’T AFFORD TO PROCRASTINATE.

CONTACT ME: info@chessbutler.com

Thank Ya!

BOB